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after many moons of shuffling feet, shifty glances and red faces, management has decided to *drumrollllllll* reinstate the toilet rolls, my preciousssssssssssssssss.

we cannot contain our excitement we feel about the little joys in life. not having to count our sheets. not having to wait for the oportune time to take a… breather. not having to run out of paper on the royal throne.

and the best bit? luxurious 2-ply. no more sandpapering our nether regions.

we’re living the good life, baybeh!